病情

有些病是無法根治的。



病情如何也只有自己知道。



而且，至少，應該把病情控制到只有自己知道的地步。

雷雨

一個雷電交加的晚上。



臨睡前忍不住拉開窗簾，看雨。零零碎碎的想起了很多事。







<雨下一整晚>



作詞：方文山

作曲：周杰倫



街燈下的櫥窗 有一種落寞的溫暖

吐氣在玻璃上 畫著你的模樣

開著車漫無目的的轉彎 不知要去哪個地方

鳥絕的電視牆 到底有誰在看



白楊木影子被拉長 像我對你的思念總不完

原來我從未習慣 你已不在我身旁

街道的鐵門被拉上 只剩轉角霓虹燈還在閃

這城市 的小巷 雨下一整晚



妳撐把小紙傘 嘆姻緣太婉轉

唉~ 雨落下霧茫茫 問天涯在何方

喔喔~ 啊~午夜裡 你深藏

偷偷偷 透過窗 燭臺前 我們還在想

小舢舨 划呀划 小紙傘 遮雨也遮月光



白楊木影子被拉長 像我對你的思念總不完

原來我從未習慣 你已不在我身旁

街道的鐵門被拉上 只剩轉角霓虹燈還在閃

這城市 的小巷 雨下一整晚

從良

「我而家生活好正常，從良啦！」



「從良？你未遇到魔鬼遮！」

時間

去到某一個年紀---或者說，某一個階段----時間會好像變慢了。



今個星期和上星期，甚至上個月，似乎都差不多。



身邊還是那些人那些事那些問題............



只有在見到朋友的小孩，才會有「嘩！時間過得真快」的感覺。



愛情是有時間性的。



時間，也是有相對性的。

對話

「你番黎啦?」



「係。今晚食唔食飯?」



「唔食。岩岩係旺角上完堂。聽日先。」



「我無買LV比你，八千蚊個袋好貴。」



「其實我唔鍾意LV，你比一手股票我好過啦。」



「係喔。」



「你有無掛住我? 」



「梗係有啦！一落機打比你。」





以上只不過是我跟媽媽的對話。



上次問那個問題是多久之前的事了?

Just realized that I can be very efficient and productive.



Sometimes, I can be very hard working as well.



..............



Of course, I am lazy most of the time.

May be I am happy but somehow getting dumb

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS



1. Smart man + smart woman = romance



2. Smart man + dumb woman = affair



3. Dumb man + smart woman = marriage



4. Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy





OFFICE ARITHMETIC



1. Smart boss + smart employee = profit



2. Smart boss + dumb employee = production



3. Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion



4. Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime





SHOPPING MATH



1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs



2. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't need





GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS



1. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.



2. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.



3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.



4. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



5. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.



6. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.



7. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.



8. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.



9. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.



10. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.



11. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.



12 A man marries a woman expecting that she wont change, and she does.



13. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



14. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman – before marriage and after marriage.