May be I am happy but somehow getting dumb

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS



1. Smart man + smart woman = romance



2. Smart man + dumb woman = affair



3. Dumb man + smart woman = marriage



4. Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy





OFFICE ARITHMETIC



1. Smart boss + smart employee = profit



2. Smart boss + dumb employee = production



3. Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion



4. Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime





SHOPPING MATH



1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs



2. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't need





GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS



1. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.



2. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.



3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.



4. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



5. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.



6. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.



7. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.



8. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.



9. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.



10. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.



11. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.



12 A man marries a woman expecting that she wont change, and she does.



13. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



14. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman – before marriage and after marriage.