Monday, June 28, 2010

Things I have heard about prayers

“i asked my mum and dad have they at one point believe in god. dad said, when he was studying, they have to pray, except those jews, so he told the teacher he is a jew. dunno if the teacher really think he is or what, the teacher said, i suppose there is chinese jew.”



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「你阿爸話你每晚都祈禱喎!」我問朋友五歲的女兒。



「係呀!」



「咁你講D乜?」



「我話:耶穌,我訓覺啦!」



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「頭先祈禱,我求.........(下刪四十字)......神一定諗,條友仔真係煩,奉獻俾雞碎咁多,仲好意思求咁多野。」



「你奉獻俾多D囉!」



「可唔可以扣稅架?」



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House: "God talks to him?"



Chase: "It's not psychosis, he's just religious. The only medical issue that showed up on the blood work is low sodium."



House: "No, you talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic."

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